[Dr. Darmon]

Вот кому-то повезет.

Спальня и студия единственное что выглядит действительно уютно.








Interior Features


Floor - Ceramic Tile, Hardwood, Wall-To-Wall Carpet
Air Conditioning - Central
Appliances - Built-In Gas Range, Convection Oven, Dishwasher, Double Oven, Microwave
Fireplace - Y
Heating - Forced Air
Bedrooms Desсription - All Bedrooms Down
Eating Area - Breakfast Nook, Formal Dining Rm
Room Desc - Basement, Bonus Room, Den/Ofc, Family Room, Guest-Maid Quarters, Individual Laundry Room
Fireplace Fuel - Other
Fireplace Location - Living Room
Lease Available (Y/N) - N

Exterior Features

Pool - Private Pool, In Ground
Roof - Concrete Tile
Stories - One Level
Building Style - Mediterranean
View - Valley View
Cross Streets - Chatsworth/Mason
Parking Space - Other Parking
Patio - Concrete Slab
Spa - No Spa
Construction Type - Stucco
Lot Size Desc - Lot 20, 000-39, 999 Sqft

Marilyn Manson's Suburban Dream

SELLER: Brian Warner, aka Marilyn Manson

LOCATION: Laramie Avenue, Chatsworth, CA

PRICE: $1,100,000
SIZE: 4,484 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms
DEsсriptION:Celebrity owned privately gated Mediterranean estate. Perched abovestreet level on over 1/2 acre of totally private grounds. The one levelfloor plan boasts an over sized family room, separate office/library,home theatre room and more. Hardwood floors underscore the majority ofthe nearly 4,500 square foot floor plan. Property has been rebuiltsince original construction. The huge rear grounds boast a pool,covered cabana, and a tremendous amount of rolling lawns all withbeautiful views.


YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Suburban Chatsworth, 30+ miles north of the glitz and glamour of Beverly Hills, has long been considered the unofficial capital of the porn industry.Since March of 2003 it's also been home to controversial shock rockerMarilyn Manson, who was born with the much less interesting name BrianWarner. While the local citizenry won't likely rid the city of of itsporn capital reputation, they will soon be saying goodbye to thebewigged and heavily made up musician who recently put his 5 bedroomand 4.5 bathroom Mediterranean manse on the market for $1,100,000.

Theintelligent and usually articulate Mister Manson has said he left thewhite hot center of Los Angeles for the comparatively quiet Chatsworthin the aftermath of the chilling and tragic school shootings inColumbine, about which the button pushing singer took a lot of heatbecause many felt that his music influenced the shooters. Your Mamathinks that's hogwash and finger pointers would be better off lookingelsewhere in their efforts to assign blame, but that's another topicfor another blog.

Anyhoo,Mister Manson was married to and once occupied this 4,484 square footsuburban dream house with the sublime and ridiculously beautifulburlesque dancer Dita Von Teese. But Miss Von Teese dumped the make up loving rock star in late 2006 amid rumorsthat he was having relations with teenage actress Evan Rachel Wood.They denied the accusations, but of course, Mister Manson and Miss Woodare now a gruesome twosome about town, so make of Miss Teese's suspicions what you will.

Althoughwe can't be sure, it appears from the photographs that Mister Mansonand his teenage lover have vacated the premises. We suspect that may bethe case because we don't seen any evidence of the Nazi memorabiliaMister Manson is known to have amassed. Nor do we spy the African masksmade of human skin or the skeleton of the four year old Chinese boy thecontroversial collectorhas been reported to own. See children, Mister Manson's penchant forshocking middle Americans is not just an act he puts on while on stageor in front of a camera. He really is a strange and peculiar individualwhose rebellious streak, while certainly packaged and manipulated forpublicity, is not in and of itself a publicity stunt.

Don'tmisunderstand Your Mama, we think he's weird too. But we are notparticularly bothered or threatened by his putrid public persona or hiscontrariansensibilities. Nor are we upset by his attraction to polemical andcreepy objects. Your Mama thinks there's a lot more upsetting anddisturbing in the world to fret over than Mister Manson's taxidermy baboons. Like littering. And Mister Manson's questionable taste in real estate and interior decor.

Perhaps this house looked more interesting and put together before the real estate agent wiselyhad Mister Manson clear the place of dead animals and human remains,but we're not convinced. Listing information for the property statesthat property has been entirely rebuilt since it was originallyconstructed in 1938, but looking at that wacky 1980s era kitchen, itappears to Your Mama that some of the rebuilding happened 20 years agoor more. We also find the sad duo of crystal chandeliers a desperateand ineffective attempt to add a Gothic twist to what is really a very ugly and very suburban kitchen.

Thephotos also indicate that Mister Mansion installed a recording studio,which Your Mama imagines was very convenient for the musician. But didhe have to lay down that gawd-awful purple carpet? We get it...purpleis all goth rocker royalty, but damn that is offensive. Your Mamarecommends the children always say no to any urge they might have forpurple carpeting and then consult a doctor about said urge for purplecarpeting.

Property records show that Mister Manson purchasedthe house in March of 2003 for $1,270,000. An interesting figure,because the half-acre property is on the market for just $1,100,000.Which indicates that after the real estate fees are paid, Mister Mansoncould lose up to $250,000 on the transaction, an almost unheard ofsituation in what has been an electric real estate market in LosAngeles. Perhaps this is because the market has cooled. Perhaps this itjust might be difficult to find someone to buy a residence onceoccupied by the goth rocker. Or maybe it's because he's trying toliquidate his assets as a result of the huge lawsuitfiled against him by a former band member. Or maybe it's that trashycracked driveway that's going to turn off buyers before they even getinto the house and see the black tile, teal walls and purple carpet.

Whateverthe case, Mister Mansion, who can likely financially weather a $250,000loss, is going to lose his tight leather pants on the deal. As of thismorning Your Mama does not know where Mister Manson and his teenage luvah are planning on shacking up, but our guess is it will not be in Chatsworth.

Comments

[Freaky_Joe]

Woow...I want it!!
Кто со мной грабить банк?))

[Инге]

Perhaps this house looked more interesting and put together before the real estate agent wisely had Mister Manson clear the place of dead animals and human remains, but we're not convinced.

бугага)))

...а вообще я бы себе такое не хотела. Не выношу больших пространств. Я мечтаю о мансардочке где-нибудь в Берлине (тем более там жильё в 2-3 раза дешевле ДАЖЕ питерского))

он там на лыжах катается чтоли?

[Dr. Darmon]

Freaky_Joe Я! %))

Инге туда пару кофейных столиков, несколько скелетов, чучел да полок с заспиртованными животными да картинами и места не остантся. поверь мастеру Хлама XD

[Dr. Darmon]

[jeord1e] на роликах скорей всего. на лыжах там хрен разгонишься *)

[Инге]

Triz Darmon, мастер Хлама)))))
верю!!!
*как приятно, когда перед гостями не надо сильно убираццо, потому что мы по этой части по сравнению с тобой лишь жалкие подмастерья XD*

[Dr. Darmon]

Инге бвахаха ))